Thursday, March 7, 2013

bianca - i'm so vain, i know this survey is about me



1. What has been the highlight of your week? I bought a slice of carrot cake from publix, hoping that it would be at least mediocre because carrot cake is my favorite & it was absolutely amazing. Although you can’t get better carrot cake than from Mrs. Jackie, who has lived across the street from my parents for 26 years, but it’ll do for now.
 2. When did you first become interested in sex? Once I stopped wearing the Arizona company shirts, dungaree baggy jeans & oversized hoodie (aka stopped looking like a man), guys became interested in me & I was interested right back.
3. When is the next time you will kiss someone? What kind of bullshit survey is this…but really, hopefully I can score some sort of drunk make out sesh this weekend.
4. Would you ever get plastic surgery? Nope, I’ve seen that shit go wrong too many times.
5. What is the one thing you keep on you 24/7? celly
6. Are you good looking? Fuck yeah, I look good & I know it *conceited, got a reason*
7. Last movie you watched? The devil wears prada. I want to be meryl streep in that movie.
8. Are you a sandwich person? No I’m a human person.
9. Has anyone ever accused you of being gay? Shhhittttt if I had a dollar…. & now with this faux hawk I got goin on, people think I’m a lesbian on the daily… & typing that out I just realized that the first part of my name is the last part of that word. LESBIANCA. fml
10. Have you ever cried to get away with something? How about for like 25 years straight.
11. When was the last time you had your heart broken? Truly broken? Probably a year & a half ago
12. Would you ever vacation in Africa? A country full of black people? I’d fit right in. and it’s my dream to go on a safari. Busch gardens isn’t cutting it.
13. Are you happy right now? The happiest I’ve ever been. & that’s the truth.
14. I say Red Rover you say...? I’ll take a red range rover.
15. Where is your phone? 3 inches from my left hand
16. What color are your eyes? Shit brown
17. Are you left-handed? nope
18. Spell your name without vowels: bnc – bink?
19. Do you have any pets? Yeah but I’ve pawned them off on my parents for now. A beautiful pit bull named nugget & an asshole house cat named todd. he is the size of a lion.
20. Favorite Vacation? Too many to name. I would have to say a girls trip to NYC a few years back & my sister’s wedding cruise this past December.
21. What do you dislike currently? Vanilla syrup
22. What are you listening to? The ice machine & the phone ringing…I’m not on the clock yet, so my ass is not answering it.
23. If you could have one thing right now what would it be? A milli, a milli, a million dollars
24. What is your favorite scent? So my mom bought me a eucalyptus spearmint body wash & at first I thought oh hell no with this old lady scent. But it is amazing! Bath & body works people!
25. Occupations you wanted to be as a kid? Zoologist & a baby sitter…haha fuck that now, I hate children.  I’d die.
26. What were you doing at midnight last night? Watching millionaire matchmaker…a girl can dream.
27. When is your birthday? January 30. Aquarius bbbaabbaaayyy.
28. What do you want to buy from an infomercial? Umm everything. Sometimes I watch infomercials for fun. Recently though, they have the metal bowl thingy that you can make tortilla shells in the oven?!?!?! Genius.
29. Last time you went swimming in a pool? Last summer…I guess you know what I did.
30. Do you read your horoscope? Everyday and I keep abreast on facts about myself by following aquarian rules on twitter. 94% of it is so true.
31. Where was the last place you bought something? Publix. Pub sub & carrot cake…didn’t we have this discussion?
32. How do you feel about your hair right now? It’s getting longer, thank goodness…but I’m rockin the short do for now.
33. Do you bite your nails? Buugghh yes. That’s why I get my nails done, so I won’t bite them. I have to get them redone though but I decided to let my nails “breathe” for a couple weeks.
34. Do you have any expensive jewelery? I have a ring that my parents bought me for my 21st birthday that has more value than me. I don’t wear it often because if I lost it, I’d be a train wreck.
35. What is the prominent color in your closet? black
36. Myspace or facebook? I’m aalll up on fb
37. How fast have you driven a car? Well, the focus starts to shake after 95, so that’s about it
38. Have you ever smoked? Weed? For a lil bit. Cigarettes? Only really attempted like twice (I think it’s disgusto mundo)…I tried to look cool for a split second but it didn’t work & please factor in that I was schmammered…I don’t smoke anything at all anymore. It’s not for me.
39. What was or is your favorite subject in school? History, because our teacher hated us & would let us watch movies every class. Finding nemo anyone?
40. Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a swarm of bees? A bear! Obvi.
41. What type of boy or girl do you usually fall for? The asshole, wanna be thug, “I’ll hit from the back, ma”…type…but I’m steering clear of that. I need a nice white guy. Hahahhahah yeah right. (even I can’t take that statement seriously)
42. Do you have any hidden talents? No way. Least talented person alert.
43. Favorite Song? Probably something from garth brooks.
44. Do you like to sing at all? Yeah I sing all the time…literally every day. Doesn’t mean I’m good at it.
45. Dream Job? I want to be oprah or Chelsea handler…or both
46. Where does most of your family live? South florida, louisiana, texas, minnesota.
47. Could you ever live in a nudest colony? Hell no, I don’t want to see anyone’s junk while doing daily tasks. Like imagine exercising, everything bouncing around in the gym *vomit*
48. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled? Umm yes, I’m princess Bianca.
49. What was the first thing you do when you wake up? Damn my allergies blow in the morning.
50. Do you drink? Everything
51. Favorite quote? “that’s some buuuulllllsshhhitttt”
52. Ever write a coded message? What does that even fucking mean
53. Have you ever been IN a wedding? Yes, I was the designated drinker aka maid of honor
54. Do you have any children? Hell no
55. Did you take a nap today? nope
56. Who has the same birthday as you? Christian bale (hotness),wilmer valderama & kid cudi!
57. Ever met anyone famous before? Yeah a couple country stars, some athletes, howard Schultz, starbucks CEO (my favorite one to date)
58. Do you want to be famous one day? ….correction. I WILL be famous one day.
59. Any Pet Peeves? How much time do you have?
60. If you were in jail what would it be for? Punching someone in the face, although it hasn’t happened yet
61. Do you like Brittany Spears? Yeah, she looked sexy with a bald head. & I like doing the “slave 4 u” dance
62. What is your least favorite chore? Putting away laundry!! I can wash & dry all day but it never makes it to my closet/drawers.
63. Have you ever made out for longer than 3 minutes? duh
64. Ever been out of the country? Yesss & going to Ireland june 4! Woop woop
65. Where were you born? Ft. myers, florida bbaaabbyy *plies voice*
66. Could you handle being in the military? Hell no, my ass is not in shape enough
67. Do you have a "type"? unfortunately
68. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldnt? All the time…can you say “drunk decisions”?
69. When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard? I laugh really hard like every 5 minutes.
70. How many pairs of shoes do you own? Like 10. I have a giant foot & it’s hard to find shoes that fit & that I like.
71. Have you ever been on a blind date? Well, if you count meeting someone totally wasted & then going on a date & having no clue what they look like or remember a damn thing you talked about. They show up to your door to pick you up & you’re like “ohhhh you, nice to see you again” because you have to figure out their name still?... then yes. I’ve been on a blind date
72. Would you consider yourself a sexual person?  definitely.
73. Were you ever a boy/girl scout? Yeah I was a boy scout.
74. Have you ever been gambling? Yes & I won $118 in the casino on my last cruise! Woop!
75. Have you ever been attracted to the same sex? All the time, beautiful people come in all shapes, sizes, & gender…& I can appreciate that.
76. Do you like roller coasters? The anticipation of clicking up the hill & then diving to my death doesn’t sound super appealing. But I can handle some of them.
77. Have you ever been to disneyland or world? I’ve lived in florida all my life. So duh.
78. Have you ever thought about what people would say at your funeral? Actually yes, & I want everyone taking shots of tequila. That’s a real request.
79. Are first impressions everything? Absolutely. I’ve learned that you can give that person more chances, but passed the 5th time hanging out with them, they just circle back to the beginning. You are who you are. & if you change that depending on who is around, then I don’t like you anyways.
80. Would you consider yourself shy? pppssshh
81. Have you ever ran out of gas? Yes. It’s a fun story. I was taking a one night stand back to the navy base (fml) & I ran out of gas 2 miles from my house…at 430 am. My lovely roommate came & got us, bless her heart, I still owe her big time.
82. How do you think people perceive you? How much time do we have?
83. Have you ever been in love? yes
84. What states have you lived in? floridddaaaa. Stand up. (I get ghetto the second I start talking about where I’m from)
85. Do you wish you could move? Nope. There’s no other state for me.
86. Never have I ever? This is a tough one to get me on…I’ve tried a lot. A whole lot.
87. What is your dream car? Ummm just something not shitty.
88. Have you ever won a contest? I won a coloring contest in 2nd grade at the circus. I won an inflatable pink & blue elephant.
89. If you could be anywhere right now where would it be? Channing tatum’s bed.
90. Could you ever be a stripper or pose nude? No, unless strippers start wearing leggings with an oversized t-shirt, then I’m good.

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