Ari - Circa 2005

1. What has been the highlight of your week?
- Definitely coming home to Michael and Royce, I could tell they missed me =)

2. When did you first become interested in sex?

- Damn, throwing out the hard questions off rip -_-  But uhhhh thats a hard one cause I dont remember a defining moment, I just think I always have.

3. When is the next time you will kiss someone?

- Today =)

4. Would you ever get plastic surgery?

- Ive thought about it a lot. Part of me says "you're perfect the way you are", and part says "there's always room for improvement".  Down side of being a Libra; always seeing both sides of the spectrum.

5. What is the one thing you keep on you 24/7?

- My ass?

6. Are you good looking?

- Prime dime ;D

7. Last movie you watched?

-Hmmmm....Little bits of Tangled. My ADHD and I hate to watch movies

8. Are you a sandwich person?

-I'm not down for the commitment of the label "sandwich person", but I think they are okay.

9. Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?

-Yesssss.  Once this girl at Sonic taking my order started batting her eyelashes at me and told me I choked her up, and another girl had to finish taking my order.  I felt so awkward in my own skin.

10. Have you ever cried to get away with something?

- Oh hell yeah, especially as a kid.

11. When was the last time you had your heart broken?

- meh who cares

12. Would you ever vacation in Africa?

- I'm more interested to see what Bianca says to this. ahahahahahaha

13. Are you happy right now?

- Very happy

14. I say Red Rover you say...?

- Bout to get knocked on your ass

15. Where is your phone?

- In my lap

16. What color are your eyes?

- Brownish green

17. Are you left-handed?

- No but since being in cosmetology school it's gotten a lott better

18. Spell your name without vowels:

- nn ljn rdrgz

19. Do you have any pets?

- No, we decided to wait until Royce can say dog or cat....I hope he doesnt say snake or some shit

20. Favorite Vacation?

- Definitely my trip to Ireland, no words can describe how awesomeeee it was.  I hope to go back soon.

21. What do you dislike currently?

- My stomach growling at me to eat but I have zero appetite

22. What are you listening to?

- Slow Motion- Juvenille =)

23. If you could have one thing right now what would it be?

- for 4:00 to come so I can see baby

24. What is your favorite scent?

- Michael (effing laaaaame but so true) <3

25. Occupations you wanted to be as a kid?

- Psychologist, teacher, nurse.  Still wanting to make one of those happen; except being a nurse, cleaning up bodily fluids is NOT my ish.

26. What were you doing at midnight last night?

- Adult activities

27. When is your birthday?

- October 11

28. What do you want to buy from an infomercial?

- Booty bump ahahaha yeah right

29. Last time you went swimming in a pool?

- Ive been in a hot tub relatively recent.  But I'd burn my brain trying to think about the last pool.

30. Do you read your horoscope?

- Occasionally but I believe I'm a Libra through and through

31. Where was the last place you bought something?

- Dunkin Donuts, damn donut holes

32. How do you feel about your hair right now?

- It's growing fast! Ive grown to like it short, not a keeper but I'm loving it through the growth journey.  I have plans to shave it again one day

33. Do you bite your nails?

- When I have anxiety yes!

34. Do you have any expensive jewelery?

- My wedding ring and the ring my mom bought me for my 18th birthday.  They both mean the world to me.

35. What is the prominent color in your closet?

- Black for sure keeps my ass from looking ridiculously large

36. Myspace or facebook?

- Neither bitch; heymomdontreadthis@blogspot.com

37. How fast have you driven a car?

- 110mph like a faggot in the pouring rain riiiiight before I hydroplained. Go figure.

38. Have you ever smoked?

- Puff puff pass with your punk ass

39. What was or is your favorite subject in school?

- hmmmm damn.... I loooved yearbook, that's not a subject but that's my answer

40. Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a swarm of bees?

- A bear; dying by bee stings just sounds pussy.  Unless you're Thomas J.

41. What type of boy or girl do you usually fall for?

- According to my track record I don't have a type.... shit! my track record effing sucks!

42. Do you have any hidden talents?

- I believe so, I discover new things about myself all of the time. So it's just a matter of time before I find out what it is

43. Favorite Song?

- Amazing Grace hands down; Ive heard it too many times to count and it still gives me chills. "how sweet the sound, that saved a wretch like me."

44. Do you like to sing at all?

- Yes I do; Yes it sounds like a choking sea gull.

45. Dream Job?

- I'd have to say being a public speaker. Yeah.

46. Where does most of your family live?

- All over Florida

47. Could you ever live in a nudest colony?

- It's special to me to save myself exclusively for my husband

48. Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?

- Yes I believe my parents spoil me

49. What was the first thing you do when you wake up?

- Check the time

50. Do you drink?

- Only socially, I cant come home to a beer like I used to.

51. Favorite quote?

- "It takes courage to grow up and become who you really are" - EE Cummings

52. Ever write a coded message?

- Ain't nobody got time for that!

53. Have you ever been IN a wedding?

- I think I was when I was little who knows

54. Do you have any children?

- Royce the light of my life

55. Did you take a nap today?

- I'm not usually a nap-er

56. Who has the same birthday as you?

- Jennifer Cook one of my best friends =)

57. Ever met anyone famous before?

- Yes a couple of people; I don't get starstruck. But really I don't give a shit who you are what your "status" is in society.

58. Do you want to be famous one day?

- Not at all, I don't believe that is what's important in life

59. Any Pet Peeves?

- People switching lanes in the middle of an intersection and people that are full of themselves; go sit down somewhere bihhh

60. If you were in jail what would it be for?

- Public Indecency

61. Do you like Brittany Spears?

- Oh hell yeah she can get it any day any way

62. What is your least favorite chore?

- getting out of the bed in the morning

63. Have you ever made out for longer than 3 minutes?

- that's affirmative its one of my favorite activities

64. Ever been out of the country?

- A couple of times

65. Where were you born?

- Ft. Myers

66. Could you handle being in the military?

- Being in yes; Boot camp hell no

67. Do you have a "type"?

- We've already covered this; NO

68. Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't?

- Yes a lot of stuff; As you get older you are continually evolving. Goals, perception, and morals all change.

69. When was the last time you laughed REALLY hard?

- Last week in Texas

70. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

- Not important.

71. Have you ever been on a blind date?

- Nah I don't trust other people to know my "type"; cause I don't even know it.

72. Would you consider yourself a sexual person?

- Very sexual

73. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?

- hell no the outfits creeped me out

74. Have you ever been gambling?

- I've played slots once; I think it's a waste of money

75. Have you ever been attracted to the same sex?

- Yes but not enough for it to turn into anything; I really think women have beautiful bodies so its hard to not observe and appreciate.

76. Do you like roller coasters?

- I love them, I'm always scared shit less though.

77. Have you ever been to disneyland or world?

- errrrr whatever one is in Orlando

78. Have you ever thought about what people would say at your funeral?

- Not too hard; I hope nobody cries though that would make me feel crappy.

79. Are first impressions everything?

- I'm all about first impressions; If I don't get a good vibe from you from the start I don't bother wasting time getting to know you.

80. Would you consider yourself shy?

- I can be extremelyyyy shy at times; but I get on my own nerves when I do so I try to snap out of it with some Absinthe or crack. jk friends

81. Have you ever ran out of gas?

- I don't have any good "ran out of gas" stories; but Ill bet an elephant that Bianca does :D

82. How do you think people perceive you?

- Mean or bitchy cause my poker face is pretty intimidating.  But I'm the most personable person that transforms into a doormat too often.

83. Have you ever been in love?

- I am very much so <3

84. What states have you lived in?

- Fl (holllaaaaaa), TX, AK

85. Do you wish you could move?

- No it's beautiful here in Melbourne

86. Never have I ever?

- Allowed someone to walk all over my friends or family; I raise more hell than if they were to do it to me.

87. What is your dream car?

- I don't give a shit about what I drive. If it gets me from point A to B that's all i care about.

88. Have you ever won a contest?

- Like a spelling bee once and speech contest twice I think.

89. If you could be anywhere right now where would it be?

- Anywhere with my family

90. Could you ever be a stripper or pose nude?

- I don't have any desire to be naked for anyone besides my husband.